Health Generator 2.0

My research and development team has worked day and night to bring the "Health Generator 2.0" online.

As seen in the video, the green chip clip attaches the blue swifter duster handle to the turbo fan. The swifter duster handle provides the backbone upon which the 'Health Generator 2.0' functions.

Next comes the orange yo-yo string. The pliability of the yo-yo string allows for the necessary back and forth oscillations of the Fit Bit device.

Initially, the Fit Bit only hung in front of the turbo fan, twisting in the wind, without generating any 'steps per minute' also known as "health". This was the key function of the device and no 'health' was being generated. The project was dangerously close to failure until a scientific break-through.

A Post-It note was threaded into the metal buckle of the Fit Bit wrist band. The fanned out body of the Post-It note was able to catch the air current generated by the turbo fan, thus causing the oscillating movement of the Fit Bit. This repetitive motion of the Fit Bit was able to generate health at a rate of 3 steps per second.

This breakthrough of health generation allows me to rip off my job faster and more conveniently than ever.